I was a good boy ’til I took less-travelled paths
Now every year the cheer’s more seldom than the last

And every season is moving much too fast
Please won’t you save me from the Ghost of Christmas Past

Don’t find me now, don’t take me down these streets of fear
I swear that I will really try this coming year

I was a good boy ’til I took less-travelled paths
Now every year the cheer’s more seldom than the last

With Jacob Marley swimming swiftly up my ass
Please won’t you save me from the Ghost of Christmas Past

Don’t find me now, don’t take me down these streets of fear
I swear that I will really try this coming year

Fuck your little Christmas
Fuck your stupid Christmas
Fuck your little Christmas
Fuck your fucking Christmas

Fuck your little Christmas
Fuck your stupid Christmas
Fuck your little Christmas
I hate your fucking Christmas

Fuck your mother’s Christmas
Fuck your father’s Christmas
Fuck your stupid Christmas
Fuck your brother’s Christmas

Fuck your granny’s Christmas
Fuck your children’s Christmas
Fuck your stupid Christmas
I hate your fucking Christmas

Don’t find me now, don’t take me down these streets of fear
I swear that I will really try this coming year

Don’t find me now, don’t take me down these streets of fear
I swear that I will really try this coming year

Christmas, fuck your fucking Christmas
Fuck your stupid Christmas
Fuck your stupid Christmas
I hate your stupid Christmas
I hate your stupid Christmas
I hate your stupid Christmas
I hate your stupid Christmas