Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
[He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow]
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
[But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire]

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking, lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder!

Hey! Hey!…

“This man’s just got to go!” declared his enemies
[But the ladies begged “don’t you try to do it, please”]
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
[Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us” they kept demanding
And he really came]

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and said “I feel fine”

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

Oh, those Russians

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