I’m a Vampire is a song by ‘Shitting Glitter’ featuring Rich N. Famous, which is another pseudonym for Tyler Spencer. It was released in 2007.

Lyrics

How low can you go? [Ha!]

I’m slightly ? dressed up ?
My shrink is sucking dry my day
I’m on time most every time
What’s the bloody priestess strange?

Light is burning
? turning
Under my desk, yearning for my couch turned upside down
[Which way] Upside down [Moaning]

?
Digging my own grave

Monsters, ?, maniacs ?
?
Monsters, ?, maniacs ?
?

I’m a vampire [I’m a vampire]
I’m a vampire [I’m a vampire]
I’m nutritious, I’m delicious  [I’m a vampire]
I’m a vampire

Going low. Going low.
How low can you go? x12
How low?

Monsters, ?, maniacs ?
?
Monsters, ?, maniacs ?
?

I’m a vampire [I’m a vampire!] – laughs
Sucker!