I saw you on the train to oyster bay I can see you were marginalised
I was in the moistest part of your eyes
I was in the moistest part of your eyes
You’re trying to save your tears from another day
It must have them already cry (?)
So let me give you eight words to the wise
I got eight words to the wise

I fought for my country in gay colours
Ultra gay colours
And I have some dirty laundry
I came out this morning in gay colours
Fabulous gay colours
Now I work just off the highway

The moans are muffled in a goose down bedding
It’s a beautiful day for a white white wedding
You wanna get with the hot one
Well hey little sister shotgun
There are times where you don’t know where you stand there are times you don’t understand
But you need a place for your chopper to land and baby I got one I got one

I played out this morning in gay colours
High popping gay colours
And I know how it must look to you
I devoured (?) this moment in gay colours
Mind bending gay colours
And I booked a table for two
How about you?
How about you?

And you were fucked out of a Tony award
By a queen who bleaches his ass
And if you wanna win you need a little more sass a little more sass a little more sass
We are taking the lead up off the ultra fun
We got a place down every weeho
And we go tanning with James Franco
James Franco
James Franco

And I came inbetween two gay lovers
Ultra gay lovers
And I still don’t know why I did that
I dance around the maypole in gay colours
Mind bending gay colours
And Tess Bakers say I’m where it’s at