Sitting at the table with the dealer of death
One card for Seth and one for Beth
Twenty two hours til they start the purge
But you won’t be asked if you’re friends with Serge

And I’ve fallen out of grace with the reptiles who control this place
But I’ve been enlisted to fight with the cuckolds at night
There’s no fucking chance we’ll get it right, ’cause we’re the cuckolds at night

Big Sergei just flipped his lid
While Sasha hid what Leonid did
As the delegation falls in line
So completely for Dimitri

And I want just one more taste of the beads of sweat running down your face
‘Til then it’s just Turkish delight with the cuckolds at night
No more foot holds in sight for the cuckolds at night

And that’s when the dreaming turns into screaming
When everything is not alright
It’s my heart she’s eating at this mystery meeting
With the rival I cannot fight

Picking rotten flesh from the monster’s teeth
That’s all that’s left of poor old Keith
Curiosity killed him as he just went in there
Looking for poor old Eleanor

And I’ve had about all I can take, I’m gonna pack up the Chevy and drive it right in the lake
‘Cause I’m really fucking lame and uptight, so say the cuckolds at night
Ready, set, go! Alright! (Alright!) We’re the cuckolds at night
Ready, set, go! Alright! (Alright!) We’re the cuckolds at night
Ready, set, go! Alright! (Alright!) We’re the cuckolds at night
Ready, set, go! Alright! (Alright!) We’re the cuckolds at night
Ready, set, go! Alright! (And that’s when the dreaming turns into screaming)
Ready, set, go! Alright! (Ready, set, go! Alright!)
Ready, set, go! Alright! (It’s my heart she’s eating at this mystery meeting)
Ready, set, go! Alright! (Ready, set, go! Alright!)