You were the biggest thing to hit this town
Since the twister pulled the roof off the highschool in the Raegan era
It was getting harder and harder to miss you
Hanging round every mystery in the highschool looking to share ya

I was built to withstand the heat of this city
But apparently not your sweet bacon titty

And I am one of those who thinks the bedroom is the worst place to fuck
And it’s not a bubble bath without a rubber duck
Oh no

I was under control, I was under exposed
I was born away in a manger but there was no star above me
Through all the rock and roll did you never suppose
That we might go to places strange in near and far where you can love me?

I was killing myself to be both handsome and pretty
Why you just need your sweet bacon titty?
And I am not above stuffing a colony of fire ants in my pants to create a bulge

Yes, let’s indulge in fantasy!
Let’s indulge and then we’ll see
How the other have drown to the lifestyle
Too rich for this town by a good mile
And you’re hiding all the places where you freeze your meat
Oh yeah

How do you ask a man to be the last one to give his life so social media nuts can feed?
Now do you understand that it’s all done with a knife that emotion cuts so you don’t bleed?

I had to cure my stage fright and learn to be witty
Why you just work your sweet bacon titty?
I had to learn my rights and wrongs all over again
‘Ñause I got mesmerised by your fire
And it’s desire that makes us weak
And I’m for hire seven nights a week
Still I’m drowning in this business of pleasure
In search of ancient maps for the treasure
And you still won’t tell the FDA what’s in your meat
Yeah-yeah!