Christmas at K-Mart (Root Boy Slim)

Ho-ho-ho
Hey Santa, I just got in from San Jose
Got a little trouble down their way
But I got a song that will pick up your spirits the most
Goes something like this

Christmas at K-Mart all over the store
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
People are buying just a little bit more
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
So if you’re still shopping with money to spend
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
How ’bout this album by Electric Six?
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
The mood ring counter is all a-glow
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
When Electric Six starts its Christmas show
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Why not sleep on the hot air grill?
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Hip is our trade for a Christmas pill
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Cough syrup sold out, tonight!
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Fuck those locker room users and their usual fry
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
The lingerie counter was grab and go
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Shoplifters bags are over-flow
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Santa got a dose in San Jose
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
Come to the K-Mart, wants love to stay
(Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart)
I must have died and gone to heaven
(Christmas at K-Mart)
‘Cos hell is Christmas at the seven-eleven
I’d like to say a Christmas song, hope you have a good Christmas
Fuck, I don’t give a shit, I mean fuck you, fuck.
I don’t give a fuck.

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