Length: 3:08

If there’s only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two man show

Woah-oh x7
Woah-oh x7

You got a lot of guitars but you don’t play guitar
You got your ?(loveshack lay)? in the boudoir
You got your Yakov Smirnoff screwdriver
And you’re rocking out to Holy Diver

If our machine is broken then we gotta replace it
If our love is the token maybe we should erase it

And all this time you were fixing machines when you should have been fixing you
But I’m so happy that you never really wanted to

If there’s only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two man show

Woah-oh x7
Woah-oh x7

Now listen, did you hear that?
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling
I know this guy who deals in the action
He lives his life looking for the reaction
He got a sidelife sided on the Isle of Horace
And he drives, and he drives in ’94 Taurus
He left his wife for a fucking machine ’cause he never had a fucking clue
And I know there’s little here nor there with you

Woah-oh x7
Woah-oh x7

If there’s only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two man show
If there’s only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two man show

You got a lot of guitars but you don’t play guitar