Length: 4:19

Break it down, Break it down and sing
Break it down, Break it down and sing
Break it down and sing
Break it down and sing

They’re doing it in the North of England
They’re doing it way down South, too
If you really want to know what I think about you, now
I think you look better with the hook in your mouth, yes you do

Free samples!
They’re giving shit away!
Free samples!
Singing “hip-hip-hooray!”

What a hapless sucker
The one who buys is
Happiness comes in such little sizes
Free samples! Free samples today!

If you’re looking for another good example
Of a key demographic for the samples
Just look at the happy and ridiculous lives
Of the televised, Real Housewives

And they’re shoutin’ out
And they’re shoutin’ out
And they’re freakin’ out
That’s what it’s all about

Free samples!
They’re giving shit away!
Free samples!
Singing “hip-hip-hooray!”

What a hapless sucker
The one who buys is
Happiness comes in such little sizes
Free samples! Free samples today!

And we’re never gonna turn them down
It’s happening all over town
Customers bleed into a stampede
To see who wears the crown
Of the trial sizes king
Break it down
Break it down and sing
Hip-hip-hooray!
Free samples are here, today!

And we shout it out
And we shout it out
And we shout it out
And we shout it out
(Freak it out!)
And we shout it out
And we shout it out
And we shout it out
And we shout it out
(Freak it out!)