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I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore
A twist of fate
I was just what you were looking for

Young rollerskater
Trained in CPR
Saying “Boy, you just don’t know how lucky you are!”

It’s whippin’ me, it’s whippin’ you
Turnin’ black, turnin’ blue, hell no
Now I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Increase the power [increase it!]
To a higher level
I like you better when you’re possessed by the devil

I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I’m just another number at the centre for disease control

Feels like a fire down below [Feels like a fire down below]
Now I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

[Mangled speech]

It’s whippin’ me, it’s whippin’ you
Turnin’ black, turnin’ blue, hell no

Now I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

[More mangled speech including something about chocolate and ‘Coca Cola’, in Russian]