It’s Horseshit! is the second track on Electric Six’s tenth studio album.

Lyrics

Ow!

Ah! Yes.

You say that one and one make two
But how am I supposed to love you?
When everything you say is untrue
And the rumours stick to me like glue
There ain’t no doubt about it

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
Come on!

Ow!

Now you tried to make a fool of me
You know you’re barking up the wrong tree
One day soon I’m going to be
At your door saying “Open Sesame”
Won’t have to shout it

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
Come on!

Oh!

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

Haha!
Let me reach into those fun bags
Horseshit, Ah. Horseshit
Come on
Haha!
I’ll take you from riches to rags
Horseshit, Horseshit
It’s what I do
Haha!
Let me reach into your fun bag – tonight!
Horseshit, Horseshit
Haha!
I’ll take you from riches to rags
Haha!
Now tell me true
Come on!
Haha!
You’re my lady
Haha!
You know I like it, yeah
Haha!
I got to, I got to, I got to
Come on, woo
Horseshit, horseshit…
[Repeats]

It’s horseshit!
Horseshit!
Horseshit!
Horse…shit!
Yes!