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Military man goes to war in the sand
And he goes ARGH ARGH
Marrying a girl that he can’t understand
And she say OH NO OH NO
He don’t know where to stand in the chain of command
They getting nervous in Iran and Uncle Sam is a big fan

Military man gets his meat from a can
And he say ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
He is the driver of a weapon van
And he go OHH OHH
He got only one plan and there’s blood on his hands
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man

There’s a Korean whore in his mind’s eye
He like to play a little game and that’s do she live or do she die
Do she die

Military man plays a freedom jam
And he says OH RIGHT OH YEAH
Killing guys is sweeter than marzepan
OH RIGHT OH RIGHT
He gonna give you a napalm tan
If he sees you reading the Koran
Military man