Length: 3:19

It’s the curds in my chords
The whey when I play
I sip every drip as I rip on my…

One gallon axe!
It’s supernatural
One gallon axe!
Milk magical
One gallon axe!
Intergalactical
One gallon axe!
Nail scratchical

I walked to the crossroads, a
Ragged man
Freaky frail hair and
Shakey shakey hands
An angel descended
From up on high
Bestowed to me
A gift from the sky

The whitest guitar
With dairy inside
He tipped back the magical axe and I cried
Milkytastical
Were-wolf might
My muscles rebuilt
My hair turned white

One gallon axe!
Sweet sippical
One gallon axe!
Lush lippical
One gallon axe!
Time traveller
One gallon axe!
Teeth-tacular

You know White Gold
Yeah go ahead ‘n’ ask my something
Where did you get that axe?
From a crazy angel
What you gonna do with it?
Rock the world’s face
What’s inside of it?
Delicious dairy.
How does it feel?
Like liquid lace!

One gallon axe!
It’s supernatural
One gallon axe!
Milk magical
One gallon axe!
Intergalactical
One gallon axe!
Nail scratchical
One gallon axe!
Sweet supercool
One gallon axe!
Lush liprical (?)
One gallon axe!
Time traveller
One gallon axe!
Teeth-tacular
One gallon axe!
Super galactical
One gallon axe!
Milk sipricol