I woke up on the floor again
And I needed something to eat
So I went down the street to Monty’s Grill.
“What’ll it be?” said Monty, sporting a wry grin.
“Just give me the usual, Monty” I said.
Monty just scratched his head and said:
“What is that again?”
“Well the usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a coke.”
Monty knew that.
I had been coming there every day for the last four years.
Then I began to realise the man behind the counter was the impostor!