Santa Claus is Watchin’ You (Ray Stevens)

Now babydoll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum,
honey-bunch, angel face
You know you better be good
And act like two fine lovers should
Be careful what you say and do
‘cos Santa Claus is watchin’ you. (He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.)
You’d better kiss and hold me tight.
And give me good loving every night. Hey!
‘Cos you’ll be sorry if you make me blue
‘Cos Santa Claus is watchin’ you. (He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.)
Well you may thing you can sneak around
and get away with something
But there ain’t no way
‘Cause Santa’s no fool, he’s really super cool
He’s the secret head of the CIA
Eesh, Iish, crime don’t pay (You can’t do nothing cause you’re never alone.¬†He’s even got a wire tap on your phone.)
So baby if you ever but do me wrong
Break my heart and leave me alone
When Christmas comes, you be crying too. Hey!
‘Cos Santa Claus is watching you. (He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.)
Skip-a-dee-do-wap…
Christmas time!
Well every Christmas season, he climbs on his sled full of toys
With fuel exhaust and side mirrors, the fox tails, the mudflaps,
the leopard-skin seats covers
And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys
Dance Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen and Comet
Cupid, Donner and Blitzen and Bruce and Marvin, Leon, Cletus and George
Aand Bill and Slick, and Do-right and Clyde and Ace and Blackie and Queeni¬† and Prince and Spot and Rover (Where’s Rudolph?)
He’s on a stakeout at your house, bitch!
You can run, you can hide, but you can’t get away
Got binoculars focused on you everyday
So baby if you ever but do me wrong
Break my heart and leave me alone, yes you do
When Christmas comes you’ll be crying too, hey!
‘Cos Santa Claus is watching you. (He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.)
‘Cos Santa Claus is watching you. (He’s everywhere, God save us!)
‘Cos Santa Claus is watching you. Got his eyes on you. You know he’s watching you with the binoculars, and cameras, and all the high-tech lasers, and smoke, and all the Government, Pentagon and he’s got the FBI, CIA and the MS… MS13 and all the bullshit, and coming at you with Santa Claus, the reindeer, and the shit, fuck…

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