Come on man!

I was born a prisoner in your dungeon of flesh, ooh yeah (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Solitary confinement underneath your dress, ooh yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)

But I broke those records
I stopped that show
I got on the mic and then I let you know

I got a new girl now, she don’t understand me
But she’s getting hot now

But she’s white (white)
She is so white
She’s white like the light
Never like the night

She’s white (white)
She is so white
I was born to excite her
She could never be whiter
Tonight

I was born a hunter in your jungle of sin, ooh yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
And your love was a sport but you let me win, ooh yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)

You know I shot those arrows
I flung those barbs
You returned my fire and shot me in the heart
I got a new girl now, she don’t understand me
But she’s getting hot now

And white (white)
She is so white
She’s white like the light
Never like the night

She’s white (white)
She is so white
Born to excite her
She could never be whiter
Tonight…

*This is the White Wolf*

I was born a dancer in your disco of fire, ooh yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
And your love was the rhythm elevating me higher, ooh yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
You know I scratched that record
I stopped that show
I got on the mic and then I let you know

I got a new girl, she’s six feet tall
I got her number off the wall Hey!

And she’s white (white)
She is so white
White like the light
Never like the night

She’s white (white)
She is so white
I was born to excite her
She could never be whiter
Tonight…
Vibraslam!

*That’s my guy. Woo! Doing a few love songs now. How many people are in love tonight, show me those hands. It’ll do! Come see Electric Six, we’ve got a couple of shows in the area. It gets lonely on the road. Those of you who ain’t got no lover, now you do! It’s easy. Song number five in a collection of thousands.*