/ Professional drummer. Alonso. Yes. I tell you a couple of things. Electric Six has a new album coming out and we’re contractually obligated to play a song off the new album for you. I’ll tell you another thing. Electric Six are American storytellers, Canadian storytellers. Yes. Electric Six has been doing this many years, we’ve told many tales, spun many webs. This next song, this brand new song, is about West Texas football. Underneath Friday night lights. Some sort of alien ninety-foot woman comes down from outer space, vaporises the entire town, all the rapists and the guys with moustaches. And all that’s left are the cheerleading squad which she, which she renders to her banquet of bitches. And the towel boy who is, who is recruited into a lifestyle of lesbian bondage and, and in the video the towel boy will be played by me. This is a song off the new album then we’ll move directly into songs of the other albums which are for sale.
I was on the side-line taking one for the team
Suddenly she emerged from the steam
Licking on a pink ice cream (Ooh-ooh)
And when I heard the sound of the siren start to scream
I was blinded by a death ray beam
From the heavy metal sex regime
Yeah
And I don’t want to be the one still around
Looking lonely, staring at the ground
Twisted gazing like a knife
And you see how it feels
And I need you to know are you imagined or real?
Or somewhere in between
Oh
I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean
I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean
Yeah
‘Cause your lights don’t tell me what my mood should be
And they sure won’t illuminate my fantasy
Asking everyone I know what’s wrong with this picture
How come it taste so good when it’s such a rotten mixture
It’s not of this earth but I’m willing to be flexible
I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean
I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean
Her lights freeze me in place
Her lights seem like outer space
Her lights freeze me in place
Her lights seem like outer space
Her lights freeze…