I was on the side-lines taking one for the team
Suddenly she emerged from the steam
Licking on a pink ice cream

And when I heard the sound of the sirens start to scream
I was blinded by a death ray beam
From a heavy metal sex regime
Yeah

And I don’t want to be the one standing around (woo!)
Looking lonely, staring at the ground
Twist her gaze in like a knife
And you see how it feels
And I need to know are you imagined or real?
Or somewhere in between
No.

I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean
I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean

Because your lights won’t tell me what my move should be
And they sure won’t illuminate my fantasy
Asking everyone I know “What’s wrong with this picture?”
How come it tastes so good when it’s such a rotten mixture
It’s not of this earth but I’m willing to be flexible

I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean
I wanna dirty you up some and then I want to lick you clean
Show me what your lights mean
Show me what your lights mean

Her lights freeze me in place
Her lights seem like outer space
Her lights freeze me in place
Her lights seem like outer space
Her lights freeze…
Yeah

*And now we’re going to kick out our old Matt and bring out our new Matt. We’re going to have two Matts on stage tonight then we’re going to bring on a third. How many guys here are named Matt? There’s got to be one. This is America! Incredible shit. Song number… it’s one of the songs. We like country music, we’ll do a little country music for you. I don’t want to hear about food dog. I don’t want to know about food dog.*