Shrinking Planet, The | ElectricSix.co.uk

Length: 4:19

Dick Valentine:
We thought we were alone in this world
What fools we were!
They said the chances were a million to one
We were so wrong

Massive Horse:
We were watching lost when the TV cut out
There was a great big bang and screams and shouts
The aliens arrived in their flying saucers
They wanted to make slaves of our wives and daughters

Creeping around the streets with their giant eyes
No genitalia between their thighs
We tried to run, but the aliens chased us
They wanted to insert things into our anus

A boy and an alien tried to be friends
But then it got drunk and raped the boy instead
The events were like a Michael Bay production
And Spielberg was right with his theories of abduction

What happened on this day will go down in history
Where they came from is still a mystery
The ship fired a laser, man what we’re they thinking?
All of a sudden the planet started shrinking

We need a John McClane, to take away the pain
We need an Ellen Ripley, so this rule will be over quickly

Dick Valentine:
This is the day when the aliens landed
Taking over cities and they’re shrinking the planet
The Government said it wasn’t them who planned it
Welcome to the world of the shrinking planet!

Hey boys, I’m the colonel
You just sit tight and I’ll sort out your little alien problems for you

Massive Horse:
They say that in space no one can hear you scream
But have you ever been eaten by an alien queen?
The weapons make the humans and the horses combine
Like a close encounter of the sexiest kind

There was nowhere to run, the planet was shrinking
Try talking to them, man what were we thinking?
The army ran away, we lost all our forces
The aliens had guns that turned people to horses

Canz started crying “My chest really hurts”
An alien burst, looked like he’d just gave birth
What the fuck is that? I think it’s my son
It grew 700 legs and started to run!

We need a Sarah Connor so we can fight with honour
We need a Jack Bauer to help us in our darkest hour

I am the Colonel
But you can call me Jack
Second name is Kelly
Don’t call me that

It was me who destroyed the mothership
She invited me for dinner I had sex with it
She was a big girl, you know the type I’m on about
Two tails, short nails, and a talking snout

She wanted a meal, she smothered me in honey
I was dressed like a clown so I tasted funny
Her eyes were closed, I put a nuke in her gills
Then I landed my ship in Beverley Hills

The greys got jobs in Hollywood
No leading roles, just what they could
This ain’t a b-movie or a double feature
So I don’t know how to beat these alien creatures

Your alien problem has no solution
Let’s move planets, start a revolution!

Start a revolution!
Start a revolution!

Massive Horse:
We need a Morpheus, to give a prophecy to us
We need a Qui-Gon Jinn, to use the force that happens when,
We need a ?, to give a flying kick
And a Kevin McAllister, to help us set traps

This is the day when the aliens landed
Taking over cities and they’re shrinking the planet
The Government said it wasn’t them who planned it
Welcome to the world of the shrinking planet!
Welcome to the world of the shrinking planet!
Welcome to the world of the shrinking planet!

The shrinking planet!
The shrinking planet!
The shrinking fucking planet!

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