A Kickstarter song.

View on YouTube: The Caveman Diet

Lyrics

The caveman diet, everyone should try it
Come live the paleo lifestyle
Be my native for awhile, be my native for awhile

Today’s dudes are such pussies
And I know they hate what they eat
The burning fire of the food supply
There’s death in every husk of wheat
If I am to avoid these Neolithic agents disease if I please

The caveman diet, everyone should try it
Come live the paleo lifestyle
Be my native(lady?) for awhile, be my native(lady?) for awhile
The caveman diet, everyone should try it
Come live the paleo lifestyle
Be my hook up for awhile
Yeah, come on!

Today’s food is unstable
And I see that it just don’t compute
I just can’t sit down at your table
Eating all this forbidden fruit
A friend of mine beholds the sunshine from the spotless behind
Yeah I don’t mind

The caveman diet, everyone should try it
Come live the paleo lifestyle
Be my native for a while, be my native for a while
The caveman diet, everyone should try it
You’d better than the Kaiser Chiefs at predicting a riot