The Hotel Mary Chang

    As one of 8 billion people with an axe to grind
    It’s all I can do to let myself unwind
    Postcards to the torture town I left so far behind
    Please don’t ever leave me alone with my mind
    Somewhere monks are chanting to cure disease
    And when it all comes together it’s a spiritual tease
    Of the highest degree

    What am I walking into?
    A pit of money or a pit of despair?
    What room am I checking into?
    At the Hotel Mary Chang I’ll see you there, I’ll see you there

    Ready or not, here I come
    One foot in front of the other
    Chewing acid gum
    I don’t know what’s happening
    Could this be foreshadowing?
    The lights, they drive me crazy
    Changes happen suddenly
    Settling in now for your third degree
    I’m in the market for some more money

    I’m the lone sane man in the asylum
    I deal in souls, got loads of space to file them
    I chant nonsense, holding serpents and vipers
    While driving through a shit storm with faulty wipers
    This heat is real (We’re either gonna die or lose a lot of weight) 
    This heat we feel (We’re either gonna die or lose a lot of weight)
    This heat is real (We’re either gonna die or lose a lot of weight) 
    This heat we feel) (We’re either gonna die or lose a lot of weight)
    This heat is real
    This heat we feel
    This heat we feel
    This heat we feel

    Why am I checking in here?
    ‘Cos I accumulated points and got a deal
    So why do I have to stay here?
    At the Hotel Mary Chang nothing is real, nothing is real
    Why do I waste away here?
    Because my hardened soul stopped working long ago
    So why do I face the fear?
    At the Hotel Mary Chang it’s all I know, it’s all I know

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