/ Thank you very much. We’ve already exceeded the time limit on the film. We’re going to do one more song for you anyway. This song goes out to the lesbians. Some of the girls here tonight, a couple of girls I was talking to earlier, so it’s the final song. Electric Six have been here for many, many years and will continue to be here for many, many years.

/ Nights come and go but there will always be the night you were here tonight….?… night. This final song goes out to some of the lesbians of the night. Where are my girls at?

Yes sir!
I was on the inside looking out for you
You were on the outside looking in
We were
Witchy coven of
White women
We knew a lot about original sin
We were protected by the police crimewave
Gangster computer with a bloody touch
There were
So many of us
But not enough
Maybe much, too much, too much, too much, too much, too much

I met you on a Monday
It was Friday night
You were doing all right
‘Cos it was Saturday night
And we were
Night bitches, white witches
We lived under the city
We were doing alright

We ran around in circles casting spells all night
Terrorising kids and causing a fight
I put a spell on you
You put a spell on me
But we just couldn’t spell love without consulting a white.
She said:
“Some girls wish that they were teenage bitches
Other girls want to be lesbian witches
But I ain’t wishy-washy
Or witchy witchy
I just wish someone would wash me when I get too itchy”
Now
We were married by the priestess on high
Lesbian lovers ’til the day we die
We were
Hot girls
But we
Had a query
If witch marries witch, which witch am I?
But every fairytale has to end some time, honey
The chief of police
He wanted too much money
Pulled up his britches
Locked up a bunch of bitches
Threw away the key ‘cos he thought it was funny

So that’s the story of how we found each other
Living as witches in an LA cave
We were
Rockstars
We were, we were white women
Trouble, trouble, trouble
We just couldn’t behave

Now we’re just dancing for the boys in the coastguard
Nobody knows we were once witches in love
They treat us
So bad
Make us
So sad
We just cried, cried like when doves, cry like a dove
But every now and then we’d get a reminder of
The days when we could wrap ourselves in witchy, witchy love
I’d go up on you
You go down on me
We go round, round, round
And we strap on the dirty glove
Go to the store now, get us something good to eat, baby
Microwave cheese shoshimi
Cos it takes blood sugar and lots of energy
To shuffle your feet
And go dancing with me
Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Ton-ight! [with woos]
Yes sir!

/ I want everyone here tonight. My drummer is going to bring this one down. My drummer is going to bring this one down. My drummer is bringing this one down. It’s the final song. And he’s bringing it down. I need everyone to get down. It’s the final song. And he’s breaking it down. I need everyone here to bring it down, take a seat on the ground right now. We’ve got cameras everywhere. If you don’t sit down we gonna know who you are. Take a seat – go ahead. It’s the final song. The floor has been sterilized. They got Cold War kids coming later this month. It’s been sterilized. You on the balconies, you’re sitting down but go ahead and sit down. Everyone needs to sit down as it’s the final song. You need to conserve energy because I need everyone to go absolutely nuts for the last thirty seconds of the night. I need you to sit down and conserve energy right now. Slow your breath. Slow your heart rate like Dick Cheney. Just slow it down. Your heart is beating slower. Your mood is improving. Your general tenner is improving. You have thirty seconds to the end of the show and you’re going to go absolutely nuts, nuts. Nuts like Larry King. Absolutely nuts like Keanu Reeves. Like John Cusack. Absolutely nuts. You have twenty seconds to think about how you’re going to go nuts for the final song. Ten seconds. I need everyone here to go nuts. I need everything here to go nuts, nuts, nuts…

[Many hehs]

/ One more time

[Many hehs]

/ Everybody’s gonna die some time, but with Electric Six you no longer have to feel it.