Song number seven is called ‘When Cowboys File For Divorce’. It’s about when cowboys file for divorce

Ooh!
Oh yeah!

Pick it up!

When cowboys file for divorce
You can’t keep them on the horse
You can’t keep them from the whores!

When good old boys play their rock and roll
The guns and whiskey take their toll
You feel that devil in your soul
And do the dosey-doh

When cowboys file for divorce
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the house?
Who gets the boat?
Now look out!
Gimme!

When cowboys pistol-whip the horse
They build the case for more divorce
They set the stage for martial wars!

When Vladamir Putin stops commutin’
He runs around the Kremlin shootin’
Everythin’ in sight!
Ooh yeah!

That weight on your shoulders was never yours to carry
No!

It gets as big as a boulder
And you go and get married
To one of them pretty little things
I know, I see, yes sir!

When cowboys file for divorce
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the oil?
Who gets the hat?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the guns?
Who gets the sword?

 

When cowboys file for divorce
I want it all
I take it all

When cowboys file for divorce