Worst Movie Ever

Worst Movie Ever is the ninth track on Electric Six’s tenth studio album. It is apparently written about the 1998 film, ‘Sphere’.

Lyrics

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When you burn another deuce, it’s no use, it’s no use
Why don’t you cut another scene to the floor?
Don’t need no excuse, man, to call another truce
What makes you think I wannna watch you anymore?

You’ve got a lot of gall
That electric ball
Is weird and so is the lady

I wish this wasn’t all
I’m afraid I gotta call
This thing a travesty

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Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever

When you lickin on the screen
What does it mean, what does it mean?
If you don’t buy another ticket to the show
Keep the clean sheet clean
As we all start turning green
I see that everybody here has got to go

Nothing is what it seems
All the Hollywood dreams
They seem quite strange to me

Budget laser beams
Hardly anybody screams
How did this ever come to be

Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever

This won’t win any awards
This shit was made for TV
Cut loose your Hasidic landlord
And move some mountains with me

Oh man
I don’t mean to, sound like I’m complaining or anything

But this thing we just watched is a crime against humanity
I watch a movie for a little bit of escapism, release, you know
I’m not looking to have my entire world view challenged
And I don’t like feeling like I’ve gotta go on a killing spree
Just because I watched a movie

I dunno what you gain when mediocrity reigns
And stings you like a bee
I feel too much pain
I’ll never be the same again
Can’t you see what it’s doing to me

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Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever

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Ah!

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