I didn’t do anything last year
Except for dreaming of doing nothing this year
So come put your finger in my ear
‘Cos your heat is rising
And your he-he-heat is rising
Yup!

Anytime you wanna leave your lover for me
Would be a good time to leave your lover for me
So come lose your ooze upon my knee
‘Cos your heat is rising
And your he-he-heat is rising

‘Cos thighs like these enable thieves to steal from your mind
And everything you once believed
You must leave it all behind
‘Cos your heat is rising
And your he-he-heat is rising
Yup!

Come young children one-by-one
Stare directly into the sun
Look at my eyes
And point your steely gun into my e-vil horizon

‘Cos your heat is rising
And thighs like these enable thieves to steal from your mind
And everything you once believed
You must leave it all behind
‘Cos your heat is rising
And your he-he-heat is rising

Oh yeah!

*I’d like a banana daiquiri. Can you make that happen? I feel like I’m wrestling Jimmy Buffett.*