Release date: May 19th 2009
Record label: Metropolis Records [MET 593]
Running time: [44:08]

01 Love Pigs [3:36]
02 Sex Wars [3:17]
03 Theme From Evil Cowards [2:53]
04 500 Ways [4:36]
05 Soldiers of Satan [3:54]
06 My Mind Is Rotting [2:30]
07 Classon Ave. Robots [2:34]
08 I’m Not Scared of Flying Saucers [4:02]
09 Horrible People [3:18]
10 You Really Like Me [3:43]
11 Please Don’t Make Me Feel You [3:15]
12 Zora and Nora [3:53]
13 Chopping Up The Teacher [2:32]

All tracks composed and produced by Evil Cowards
Mastered by Ken Heit Muller
Violins on track 6 by Karl Meyer
Trombones by Christopher Olness
Artwork by Sarah Bereza
Many thanks to Kate Muth, Dave Heckman, Chris Fuller, John Nash, Mike Alonso, Chris Tait, Zach Shipps, Keith Thompson, Melody Easton, James Rickman, Leo Sidran, Eugene Cho, Phil Mossman and John Hancock.